Funny Ha Ha

Yes, boxers have a sense of humour. Here’s a few funny quotations from the world of boxing.

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Everybody's got plans...until they get hit.
Mike Tyson

When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble.
Ali

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Ali

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. Joe Louis Honey, I just forgot to duck.
(to his wife, on losing the World Heavyweight title)Jack Dempsey

Tell him he can have my title, but I want it back in the morning. (when a drunk challenged him) Jack Dempsey

Sure the fight was fixed. I fixed it with a right hand. George Foreman

The three toughest fighters I've ever been up against were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson, and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surprized I'm not diabetic! But I did have him off the canvas once...when he stepped over my body to leave the ring. Jake LaMotta